IRonMaN forgot the

Sarcasm Font. just saying....

Everybody should know by now, everything I typed is sarcasm ----------- I don't need the special font.😀

As long as we are at it, I'll get a head start  ...

When is the latest I can file a tax return without it being late?

How can Intuit be so irresponsible that something when wrong when I tried to file on 11:59pm on October 15th?

When does e-filing close?

As long as I'm here, we might as well celebrate 3/17 once again (and to make @joshuabarksatlcs happy):

One night, Mrs McMillen answers the door to see her husband’s best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep.

“Hello Paddy, where is my husband? He went with you to the beer factory.”

Paddy shakes his head. “Ah, Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the beer factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned.”

Mrs McMillen starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that, did he at least go quickly?”

Paddy shakes his head. “Not really – he got out three times to pee!”

@TaxGuyBill  - you are a man ahead of his time.

Your clock was slow (HaHa)

It's an ACME clock, what can I say.

I  dont know what an acme clock is but it must be something slow.

Only when it's actually running, which doesn't happen very often.

Busted up, broken down Acme!! You really need to buy a new clock, my friend!!

I can't afford one based on what I make working here.

Dude, after the tax season.....I must get your info. Im buying you this!!! I'll ask Intuit if they'll kick in. 😁

Intuit may or not be willing to kick in, but if it is a working model I'm sure BettyJo and Gabi would be happy to pitch in.