RE:  ...... you know what I am planning to do on march 17 if that form is not ready. God help us all.

I know what I'm planning to do on March 17.  I'm going to wear green and have corned beef and cabbage.  I'm going to drink Jameson Whisky on that day.  I'm going to expect some jokes about Paddy from @IRonMaN.  March 17 is St. Patrick's Day.  

When life gives me lemon, I make lemon twists for whatever I'm drinking.  When life makes IRS and FTB delay the tax filing and causes me extra time and grief, I bill my clients (but only the extra time and not the grief).