QB, you stated twice that Bob gave me an answer. I'm truly having trouble deciphering what the boy is actually trying to convey. Would you mind assisting me with that? Apparently I've mistaken Bob's answering style for being snarky, pretentious and unhelpful. 

Maybe it takes time to get used to this forum's "volunteers'" style. Maybe one day I can start calling myself a "volunteer" too and hand out riddles during tax season without actually being helpful and be cloaked behind the "get what you pay for" defense. Quit calling yourselves volunteers to make yourselves feel worthy. Your disclaimer sentence encapsulates this entire experience.