Yeah, I used to look at everything too.  Like you I'm a "stay on page 1" reader.  And after I ignore all of the 8915-F posts, and posts from people who I know have no business being in this profession and/or in this forum, that leaves about 3 left.

[bump to keep this on page 1, or at least try to knock the 8812 personal attack thread off to page 2]