What gets me is when clients lick their fingers as they fiddle through their paperwork.. that really bugs me.. no, i don't want to touch that now.. also when they put stuff on the chair next to them instead of putting their papers on my desk.. also bothers me.  I had a lady doing all the licking of each document and i could not take it anymore.. so i said. umm.. can i see the whole stack.. it is easier that way.