I'm sure they are working on your employment contract as we speak.

One thing not lacking here is suggestions for improvement.  That's why the company's suggestion shredder is overheated...  Do you know how to fix overheated shredders?  You have a better chance being hired there.   

 CANT BELEIVE THAT POST EXIST. tHAT HAS TO BE A FUNNY. 

Give us one of your improvement suggestions to evaluate and we'll consider hiring you.  You're on the clock.....