I have to admit, I get a little smile when I see this post.  Every time I have seen it pop up in the last week or so, I can't help but think that we are trying to get someone freed from prison.  Of course, to be fair, the OH users do feel like they are locked in prison since they can't print OH returns. 

As to the last post regarding refunds, I can tell you exactly when you can expect that refund to reach you.  I forget, what's the name for that really hot place where the devil is said to hang out?  Whatever the name is, you will get your refund when that place freezes over.