For future users having this issue, this is what ended up fixing it:

Run a "Force" Web Setup
If the Tool Hub cannot see the version, the local installation might be damaged. You can force a reinstall of the 2025 program components without deleting your data:
Press Windows Key + R.
Type (including quotes): "C:\Program Files (x86)\Common Files\Lacerte Shared\websetup25.exe" /force and press Enter.
Follow the prompts to let it redownload and repair the program files.