Let's review Lacerte:

 - You lied to me for almost three weeks that we had a Windows 11 security issue and caused us needless costs with IT time

 - You still can't say if I will have a fileable extension for our CT pass-through entities by the due date

 - But you do flawlessly pepper me with alert messages about your stupid webinars that I have less than no interest in

Bang-up job boys.