And you might reconsider using this statement IRL (in real life): "At my age, I don't have the time or interest in spending all my time on the computer."

Because that is what is required for using Lacerte, and once you find a potential employer, they might even want to know about your social and professional networking (as I understand job searches nowadays) to include your involvement here, which would be a good reference, except for specific comments to the contrary, of course.